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Force India has been reprimanded by the stewards for a third time in the space of a week after it emerged the team had inadvertently fielded an ineligible driver during Friday’s practice session at the Hungarian Grand Prix.

Paul di Resta

The first incident saw Force India bosses receive a stern, but enjoyable, slap on the arse following last week’s mix-up at the German Grand Prix where the pit crew mistook one hopeless driver for the other and fitted the incorrect monogrammed tyres, making everyone look rather foolish.

Earlier today the team’s second tyre-related infraction was punished with a 5000 Euro fine that multimillionaire owner Vijay Mallya reportedly paid off with the small change found in the ashtray of his Tata Indica car.

However, officials are considering a more severe penalty after the occurrence of a third offence which saw Emmerdale heart-throb Andy Sugden inadvertently take the wheel instead of test driver Paul di Resta.

Andy from Emmerdale

A spokesperson for the team commented, “It was an easy mistake to make. They both look so similar and with the pace of our VJM03 F1 car comparable to Mr Sugden’s tractor we really weren’t aware of the mistake until a fan went to go and get his autograph.

We immediately knew something was up as we’ve never seen anyone approach Paul for an autograph before.”

It is unclear what action the FIA will now take, but actors union Equity are thought to be considering legal action over the mix-up. “It’s just totally unfair to expect a national soap treasure to perform in such dangerous surroundings. We wouldn’t expect Mr di Resta to film a TV show in Yorkshire, and we’re sure his insurance wouldn’t cover it either.”

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