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Ecclestone plans global takeover after Russian GP deal

Farce — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 06:06:56 +0000

Megalomaniac and part time chocolate factory worker Bernie Ecclestone has revealed Russia as the latest country to join the F1 calendar.

Not Bernie Ecclestone

A spokesperson not representing Ecclestone’s company, Formula One Management, gleefully made this statement.

“We’re really happy about our latest conquest deal. Formula One will be invading Russia in 2014 and we couldn’t be happier. We’ve finally achieved what the Germans couldn’t back in the Forties,” he cooed whilst wringing his hands together.

“Our next battle will definitely be in the US. We’re really excited about taking on America, and are eying up several locations including a glamorous waterfront race in Hawaii.”

Briatore ‘cheating’ ban overturned

Farce — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:02:30 +0000

After having his life time motorsport ban successfully overturned, former Renault F1 boss Flavio Briatore explains where he is going to hang the young Nelson Piquet from when he next sees him.

Exclusive: F1 cars test Rome GP circuit

Farce — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:04:36 +0000

F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone has announced that a deal has been struck to bring racing to the streets of Rome, but Farce Cars can now exclusively reveal pictures from early tests of the new track layout.

New look Silverstone revealed as GP future secured

Farce — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:31:00 +0000

On the same day as a new deal is due to be announced that will see the British Grand Prix remain at Silverstone for a further 17 years, track owners reveal preparations are already under way to modernising the circuit.

Briatore’s Witness X?

Farce — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:10:33 +0000

Could this be the mystery man to bring down Flavio? Surely not…