Posts Tagged ‘bernie ecclestone’

Ecclestone plans global takeover after Russian GP deal

October 15th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in Wordy Bits

Megalomaniac and part time chocolate factory worker Bernie Ecclestone has revealed Russia as the latest country to join the F1 calendar.

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A spokesperson not representing Ecclestone’s company, Formula One Management, gleefully made this statement.

“We’re really happy about our latest conquest deal. Formula One will be invading Russia in 2014 and we couldn’t be happier. We’ve finally achieved what the Germans couldn’t back in the Forties,” he cooed whilst wringing his hands together.

“Our next battle will definitely be in the US. We’re really excited about taking on America, and are eying up several locations including a glamorous waterfront race in Hawaii.”

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Briatore ‘cheating’ ban overturned

January 5th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in Motorsport

After having his life time motorsport ban successfully overturned, former Renault F1 boss Flavio Briatore explains where he is going to hang the young Nelson Piquet from when he next sees him.

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Exclusive: F1 cars test Rome GP circuit

December 22nd, 2009 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in Motorsport

F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone has announced that a deal has been struck to bring racing to the streets of Rome, but Farce Cars can now exclusively reveal pictures from early tests of the new track layout.

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New look Silverstone revealed as GP future secured

December 7th, 2009 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in Motorsport, News

On the same day as a new deal is due to be announced that will see the British Grand Prix remain at Silverstone for a further 17 years, track owners reveal preparations are already under way to modernising the circuit.

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Briatore’s Witness X?

September 23rd, 2009 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in News

Could this be the mystery man to bring down Flavio? Surely not…

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