Megalomaniac and part time chocolate factory worker Bernie Ecclestone has revealed Russia as the latest country to join the F1 calendar.
Not Bernie Ecclestone
A spokesperson not representing Ecclestone’s company, Formula One Management, gleefully made this statement.
“We’re really happy about our latest conquest deal. Formula One will be invading Russia in 2014 and we couldn’t be happier. We’ve finally achieved what the Germans couldn’t back in the Forties,” he cooed whilst wringing his hands together.
“Our next battle will definitely be in the US. We’re really excited about taking on America, and are eying up several locations including a glamorous waterfront race in Hawaii.”
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