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Volvo electric car demo ends in disaster

January 29th, 2011 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in News

A safety demonstration of a new Volvo electric car ends in disaster at the Detroit motor show after the driver plugs in his iPod for a quick charge.

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Mini Paceman shocks Detroit public

January 29th, 2011 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in News

Budget cuts at BMW meant Mini could no longer afford to staff their stand at the Detroit motor show, prompting design chiefs to commission a concept offensive enough to deter inquisitive visitors.

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Call that a Christmas present?

December 25th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in News

After dropping several hints about a new Range Rover, Kenneth couldn’t help feel a little disappointed when he was led into the garage to unwrap his present.

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Learn how to park, with N-Duds

August 13th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in News

After backing a brand new car into the wall of a massive, empty garage the idiot responsible explains just how much of a twat he feels.

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Flintoff finds his forté

August 6th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in News

After a season plagued with injury, England cricketer Andrew Flintoff finally settles on a career with genuine prospects.

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