Archive for January, 2010

Toro Rosso F1 solves snow day travel

January 29th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in Motorsport

As local schools announce yet more snow days Toro Rosso‘s Formula One star Sebastien Buemi takes drastic action to ensure his kids make it to Maths class in time.

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Mini’s magic mushroom masterpiece

January 28th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in News

Having implemented a previous campaign to reduce graffiti in the area, the local Mayor was horrified to find the latest work by the Council’s yellow line painting team after a mix-up with their mushrooms at the local greasy spoon.

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Rally to the rescue

January 27th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in Motorsport

With stocks of Camembert and Beaujolais in short supply for the weekly cheese and wine night, local residents line the ice covered streets to welcome back Mrs Hadley from number 23 after her trip to Tesco in the car.

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Schumacher number two at Merc GP

January 26th, 2010 by Farce | No Comments | Filed in Motorsport

Mercedes GP driver Rosberg looks away in disgust as Michael Schumacher continues the long held tradition of F1 champions applying the gas by letting out a ‘silent one’ during the team’s 2010 car unveil.

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Chrysler chief’s Golden Globe disaster

January 25th, 2010 by Farce | 1 Comment | Filed in News

Having secured access to some of Hollywood’s biggest stars on the red carpet at the Golden Globes, Chrysler boss Olivier Francios was annoyed to find out he’d forgotten his autograph book.

On a serious note, this car is being sold to raise funds for the survivors of the Haiti earthquake disaster.

To donate to the Unicef Haiti Relief Fund please click here.

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